i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
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