no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
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You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
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You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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