I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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