Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
I took your shirt off for you after you threw up on yourself, read you the ugly duckling, and then tucked you in. you better fucking love me, jackass.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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