what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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