You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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