im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
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the EMT asked how you broke your nose and you said, "you know, the usual wear and tear."
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
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Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
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