everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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