Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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