He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
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Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
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Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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