I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
Dear awkwardly drunk roommate, thanks for stuffing enough change in my clevage that I could afford a pepsi at work today. Sincerely awesome roommate that put up with your drunk ass
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
Im part way to drunk.
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
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