i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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