im about as happy as oj after his trial
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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