So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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