Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
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My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
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i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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