I CAN MOONWALK!
So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
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I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
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My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
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