he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
Randomize
