i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
Farmville is her only friend.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
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