I don't think we should have started that trash fire
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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