I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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