i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
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Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
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Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
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