I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Its about making memories worth repressing
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
Randomize
