i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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