Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
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