And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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