Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
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Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
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What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
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DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.