I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
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at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
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Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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