Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
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