Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
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