Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
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dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
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This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
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