awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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