Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
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Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
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Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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