Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
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so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
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He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
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