i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
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You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
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It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
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