His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
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Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
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The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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