if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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