dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
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was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
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Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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