a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
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I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
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Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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