I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
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