And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
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It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
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YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
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