Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
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Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
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spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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