I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
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dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
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Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
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