Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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