Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
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I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
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I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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