Sponge bath it is.
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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