The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
We don't watch enough power rangers
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
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