I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
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