That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
I love having hate sex.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
Randomize
