i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
You can make out without kissing
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