I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
The power of my boobs compel you
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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