The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
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your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
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BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
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