my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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