Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
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Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
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The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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