Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
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If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
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He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
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