What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
bl l w
this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
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the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
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You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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