Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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