Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
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I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
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I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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